Top Ten Reasons I Could Live In The CIrcus

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© Mariaam | Dreamstime Stock Photos & Stock Free Images

  1. People living there cannot be anymore weird or freakish then the ones I live with now
  2. Putting people in cages is perfectly acceptable in the circus.
  3. People who constantly jump on things and do flips actually get paid for
  4. Shoveling large amounts of sh***t is second nature to me
  5. I’m a shoe in for the bearded lady’s job
  6. If someone pisses me off, I can feed them to the tigers
  7. I should probably get use to living in a trailer
  8.  Being surrounded by clowns is not unusual for me
  9.  I get to see more towns then just the ones the pediatrician and therapists reside in
  10.  Eating popcorn and soda for dinner most nights is not a foreign concept for me

Sue

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